Chapter 11: What You Like

A random list of things that I like:

1. The Golden Girls
2. Gay porn (real gay porn with gay and bisexual men; no gay-for-pay motherfuckers, okay?)
3. Pasta
4. Nutella chocolate spread
5. Barefoot Contessa
   
6. Sex and the City
7. Absolutely Fabulous
8. Cats
9. Dogs
10. The Australian accent
11. Kylie Minogue
12. Madonna
13. Cher
14. Egg rolls
15. Pancit (a Filipino version of chow mein)
16. Ferrero Rocher
17. American Idol (against my better judgment)
18. San Francisco
19. Tim Horton's (Canadian donut chain now branching into America)
20. Breakfast at McDonald's: cold, sweet tea for $1 and a steak-and-egg bagel with hash browns
21. Kathy Griffin
22. San Francisco
23. Tina Turner
24. Gay and bisexual men with big muscles and big dicks
25. Mint chocolate chip ice cream
    

Hey, guys!

I apologize for not blogging the past few days. I just want to say that I will resume blogging on Monday. I'm just going through some things.

Chapter 10: Ego (Part 02)

A SPECIAL COMPLIMENT THAT MADE YOU BLUSH: None. Blushing is weird.

AN INSULT THAT MADE YOU BURN: Where should I start? I've been burned by insults for many years.

YOU ARE FAR BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE YOU KNOW AT: Learning languages

YOU ARE EMBARRASSED WHEN OTHERS: Show my personal belongings to others

YOU ARE EMBARRASSED WHEN YOU: Can't think of the right things to say in public

THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER ENDURED: I broke my arm playing soccer in elementary school, and I had to wear a cast for over a month.

THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER ENDURED: I'm still going through it right now.

YOUR PROUDEST MOMENT: When that happens, you'll be the first to know.

THE MOMENT YOU ARE MOST ASHAMED OF: Where should I start?

WHEN DISCUSSING YOUR CAREER WITH OTHERS, YOU TEND TO: Understate

WHEN DISCUSSING YOUR LOVE LIFE WITH OTHERS, YOU TEND TO: Be factual

WHEN TELLING STORIES OR RELAYING THE DETAILS OF YOUR DAY, YOU TEND TO: Understate

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE COMMITMENTS TO OTHERS, YOU WOULD: Go on vacation immediately

THE NUMBER OF DRINKS THAT CONSTITUTES YOUR LIMIT: Zero

YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My eyes

YOU HAVE CONSIDERED PLASTIC SURGERY: Yes

AT YOUR BEST, YOU ARE MOST LIKE THIS FAMOUS PERSON: Stephen Hawking

AT YOUR WORST, YOU ARE MOST LIKE THIS FAMOUS PERSON: Seung-hui Cho

CREATE A NEWSPAPER HEADLINE YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ ABOUT YOURSELF: Alex Sarmiento is a Bad-Ass Bitch and Loving It

YOUR MOST RECENT SELFLESS ACT: Giving a few cents to homeless people

Chapter 10: Ego (Part 01)

YOUR THREE BEST QUALITIES:

1. Intelligence
2. Creativity
3. Charm

YOUR THREE WORST QUALITIES:

1. Anger
2. Lack of trust in others
3. Submissiveness

OF THE THREE WORST QUALITIES, WHICH ONE DO YOU STRUGGLE WITH MOST FREQUENTLY? Number 01

WHICH OF THE THREE WORST QUALITIES HAVE YOU TRIED TO CHANGE? All of them

THREE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE HOW OTHERS VIEW YOU:

1. Smart
2. Charming
3. Angry

THREE WORDS YOU WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL SELF:

1. Strong
2. Confident
3. Smart

THREE THINGS FOR WHICH YOU ARE OFTEN COMPLIMENTED:

1. Penmanship
2. Facility with languages
3. Writing

WHICH ONE OF THE THREE IS MOST MEANINGFUL TO YOU? Number 03

Chapter 09: Friends (Part 03)

YOUR TWO CLOSEST FRIENDS: None

Since I answered this question in the negative, I decided not to answer the following three questions:

1. One trait you admire in each of them
2. One trait you wish each one of the could change
3. An animal that best describes each of them

YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR FRIEND: No

YOUR FATHER IS YOUR FRIEND: No

YOUR BEST FRIEND AS A CHILD: Julia Ciupek-Reed (well, just)

YOUR WORST ENEMY AS A CHILD: That cunt Misty Vandenburgh

YOUR BEST FRIEND AS A TEENAGER: Jennifer Emperador (in relative terms)

YOUR WORST ENEMY AS A TEENAGER: That jackass Vincent Vasquez

YOUR BEST FRIEND AS AN ADULT: None

YOUR WORST ENEMY AS AN ADULT: Too many to list

IF YOU COULD, WHERE WOULD YOU BANISH YOUR WORST ENEMY TO? The center of the sun

ARE YOU ABLE TO FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES? No

IF NO, WHY NOT? They're not worth it.

THE FRIEND WHO IS MOST LIKE YOU: None

THE FRIEND WHO IS MOST UNLIKE YOU: Most everyone on Facebook

THE FRIEND WHO USES MOST OF YOUR ENERGY: None

A FRIEND YOU WILL SEE IN HELL: Unsure

A FRIEND YOU WILL SEE IN HEAVEN: Unsure

Chapter 09: Friends (Part 02)

A FRIEND YOU LOST FOR A REASON OTHER THAN DEATH: Evan George (I hope to see him again)

A FRIEND WHO DOES OR BELIEVE IN SOMETHING YOU CANNOT RESPECT: None

A FRIEND WITH WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE CLOSER: All my classmates in elementary, middle, and high school

DESCRIBE THE BARRIER(S) THAT EXIST BETWEEN YOU AND THESE FRIENDS: Time, distance, space...

A FRIEND TO WHOM YOU WOULD NEVER LEND MONEY: None

A FRIEND WHO HAS BETRAYED YOU: None of my friends have betrayed me, mainly because I've never revealed anything worth betraying.

A FRIEND WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE BUT WHOM YOU HAVE FORGIVEN: None

A FRIEND YOU NEED TO FORGIVE: I should forgive my classmates for not being nice and friendly enough toward me in school.

A FRIEND YOU WOULD NAME AS GODPARENT OF YOUR CHILD: None

A FRIEND TO WHOM YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, BUT HAVE NOT YET HAD THE COURAGE: Evan George

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO SAY? I love you.

Chapter 09: Friends (Part 01)

THREE THINGS YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND:

1. Honesty
2. Loyalty
3. Personality

THE FRIEND YOU HAVE KNOWN FOR THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME: Jeremy Balli (since June 1997)

IS THIS PERSON A CLOSE FRIEND? No.

WHY OR WHY NOT? We've corresponded over the years, and we have spoken to each other over the phone, but we have never seen each other face to face.

THE FRIEND YOU MISS THE MOST: Evan George

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THIS FRIEND: May 2004, at my graduation from CCSF

WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU WILL SEE THIS FRIEND AGAIN? Never

A FRIEND WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH OFTEN: None

A FRIEND TO WHOM YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING: None

A FRIEND TO WHOM YOU CAN GO TO FOR ADVICE: None

A FRIEND YOU CAN HAVE ADVENTURES WITH: None

A FRIEND YOU CAN FLIRT WITH: None

A FRIEND YOU WOULD LIKE TO KISS: Evan George

A FRIEND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE KISSED: Evan George

A FRIEND YOU DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY: None

A FRIEND YOU MAY LOSE SOON: Most everyone that is on my friends' list on Facebook

WHY? Because in their opinion, I'm CRAZY!

This is the first part of Chapter 09. The next part will appear tomorrow.